“It’s too bad because I enjoyed knowing stuff about things, but on the bright side I get to catch up on my shows.”

(Alex Kerkovich, Happy Endings, 3x15, The Straight Dope)


“Looking good, man.”

(Winston Bishop, New Girl, 2x20, And the Big Hole)


“So, we’re friends?  Well, no, I don’t mean — “
“I know what you mean.  And yeah.  We are.”

(House of Anubis, 3x27, House of Enemies)




“I mean, Jeannie’s not somebody I can just replace.”

(Marty Kaan, House of Lies, 2x10, All In)


“Hey there.I was just leaving.Again.With more pencils.”

(J.T. Forbes, Beauty and the Beast, 1x15, Any Means Possible)