"It’s a doomsday plan, not a picnic plan. Do you really want to see the horrors we might have to endure just to get on a boat?"

(Troy Barnes, Community, 5x04, Cooperative Polygraphy)




"The Greendale Seven"

"The Greendale Seven"


"Holy crap, you’d make an amazing Seacrest.  You’re actually a lot taller than Seacrest.  You’ve actually got a sharper jaw too.  You’re actually more handsome than the guy that’s famous for being handsome.  You know what, maybe there’s another option for you.  I’ve got a big event Saturday.  Needs a lot of bodies, huh?  And I see some high-value faces here.  Got an Oprah.  And sitting next to her is a Judy Garland or an Anne Hathaway.  Add a few extra teeth.  Wow, this is rare.  Both versions of Michael Jackson.  And you … Burt Reynolds."

(Vinnie, Community, 3x12, Contemporary Impressionists)