“Hey man.  I’m going to the beach to watch the sun go down ‘cause I love sunsets.  Did you know that about me?”
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“Oh, Julia dumped me so, sad face.  Hey, do you want to come with me to the beach?  ’Cause I feel great, I’m ready to rock, but I really don’t want to be alone.” 

(New Girl, 1x14, Bully)




“Parkour!” (Schmidt, New Girl, 1x14, Bully)

“Parkour!”

(Schmidt, New Girl, 1x14, Bully)