“No, seriously.  How come you never invite me to your games?”
“I don’t know.  I guess I didn’t think you’d be interested.”
“Of course I’m interested.  I’m your BF.”
“BF?”
“Yeah.  Biggest fan.  What did you think I meant?”

(Switched at Birth, 1x19, Write a Lonely Solider)


Wilke:  [To Daphne] You, come back anytime.

(Switched at Birth, 1x05, Dogs Playing Poker)


Daphne:  You’re playing a thousand dollars?

Wilke:  Oh, just compensating for an aimless life of privilege.

(Switched at Birth, 1x05, Dogs Playing Poker)


Daphne:  Uh, you didn’t tell us it cost money to play.  

Wilke:  Uh, hey, I got it.  I can’t let a lady hang.  Or my drummer.  Hey, sit down.

(Switched at Birth, 1x05, Dogs Playing Poker)


Toby:  Hey, thanks for coming, man.

Daphne:  This is Emmett.  

Wilke:  Hey.

Emmett:  [Signing]  These guys look like total posers.  Can they really play?

Wilke:  What did he say?

Daphne:  Uh, he’s just really excited to play with a real band.

(Switched at Birth, 1x04, Dance Amongst Daggers)


Wilke:  Hey, so if Bay’s not really your sister, you can totally take a run at that.

Toby:  Uh, no.  

Wilke:  You mind if I do?

Toby:  Yes.

Daphne:  Shouldn’t you guys be playing, or are these intstruments for show?

Toby:  Our drummer bailed.

Wilke:  Yeah, his Mom found porn on his computer.  He’s grounded.  

Toby:  I’m texting every drummer I know.

Daphne:  I know a drummer.

Toby:  You do?

Daphne:  Yeah, Emmett.

Toby:  Uh, deaf Emmett?

Daphne:  No, blind Emmett.  

Toby:  Well, honestly, that would be better ‘cause at least he could hear the songs.

Daphne:  Emmett’s a really good drummer.

Wilke:  No offence, but are you really the best judge of that?

Daphne:  Sound is vibration.  You can feel the rhythm in your body.  But, if you guys have another option, feel free.  

Toby:  Uh, call him.  Please.

Wilke:  Hey, how about that sister?

Toby:  No.

(Switched at Birth, 1x04, Dance Amongst Daggers)


Wilke:  Just couldn’t stay away, could you?

(Switched at Birth, 1x11, Starry Night)

Wilke:  You bailed after like, 2 seconds.  Were we that bad?  So, what’s the deal?  I thought Edward had a thing for you.  Emmett.  Whatever.

Daphne:  He’s with Bay now.  He’s happy.

Wilke:  Uh huh.  So, you’re out here staring out into the water all alone because you’re so happy he’s happy?

Daphne:  I’ve got a couple other things going.

Wilke:  I’m listening.

Daphne:  It’s okay.  What, no smart comment?  You’ve got a shoulder for me to lean on?  Or abs or some other body part?

Wilke:  I really am listening.

Daphne:  You know how there are some people that love you so much, every time you think about them, you get happy?  And then there are others that even the tiniest reminder brings you down?  That’s my Dad.  I hate even thinking about him.  

Wilke:  And he just moved back here, right?

Daphne:  I hate Bay for wanting to get to know him.  I hate my parents for not being able to stop it.  And I hate, more than anything, that I can’t even talk to the one person that I would normally talk to  about all of this because Bay took him.  So, I’m just sitting on this beautiful dock, on this beautiful day, hating the entire world.  Aren’t you glad you asked?

Wilke:  Yeah, I am.

Daphne:  I wish I could just turn my brain off for a second.  You know, just … 

Wilke:  Can I see your hearing aids?  

Daphne:  What?

Wilke:  Can you just take them out?

Daphne:  Okay, but it doesn’t turn off my brain, only my ears.

Wilke pushes Daphne into the water.

Daphne:  Wilke, I’m going to kill you!

Wilke:  Did it work?

Daphne:  I can’t hear you.

Wilke:  Then it worked.

Daphne:  Get in here.  Now.

Wilke:  All right, I’m coming.

Wilke jumps into the water.

Daphne:  What would have happened if I couldn’t swim?

Wilke:  Well, I guess I’d have to save you.

(Switched at Birth, 1x11, Starry Night)