“Looking good, man.”

(Winston Bishop, New Girl, 2x20, And the Big Hole)


“You guys want to pick my brain?  You guys want to know what I’m thinking about?  I like dogs more than cats.  I like chipmunks more than squirrels.  I believe in UFOs.  I once had a bass teacher when I was younger who did the standing bass and he had a very weird smell and I still think about it.  His name was Mr. Hilton.”

(Nick Miller, New Girl, 2x12, Cabin)


Fall TV ♥ (Updated) 

I’ve decided to consider my Fall TV schedule to be ambitious rather than ridiculous because of the amount of shows i’m attempting to watch.  There is no doubt in my mind that I won’t be able to stay on top of everything for more than a few weeks, but I’m going to try.

My top 10 14 favourites are in bold.

All of the new shows are subject to change, depending on how awesome/horrible they are.

Returning

Comedy

Community
Don’t Trust the B—— in Apartment 23
Happy Endings
The Middle
New Girl
The Office
Parks and Recreation
Suburgatory
Up All Night
2 Broke Girls
30 Rock

Drama, etc.

Bones
Castle
Downton Abbey
Flashpoint
Gossip Girl
Grey’s Anatomy
Grimm
Hart of Dixie
Haven
Parenthood
Revenge
Scandal
Switched at Birth
The Vampire Diaries

Reality

The Amazing Race
America’s Next Top Model
Project Runway
Project Runway All-Stars (New!)
Top Chef
The Voice
The X Factor (Tried this out for a couple of weeks, but The Voice seems to fulfill my reality singing show needs)

New

Arrow
Beauty and the Beast (New!)
Cheer
Chicago Fire
Emily Owens, M.D.
Go On
Last Resort (Made it through the pilot and half of the second episode before giving up. Thursday is a packed enough TV night as it is)
Life After Top Chef (New!)
Malibu Country
Nashville
The Neighbors
Primeval: New World (New!)
Revolution
666 Park Avenue


“I’ve been stabbed!”

(Russell Schiller, New Girl, 1x20, Normal)




“Woah, something’s happening to me, Jess. I want to sit at that desk and veto a law.”
“What are you doing, Nick? That’s someone else’s stuff.”
“Jess, when I put my hand on this desk, I feel sexually proficient for the first time in my life.”

(New Girl, 1x17, Fancyman (Part 1))