“So, we’re friends?  Well, no, I don’t mean — “
“I know what you mean.  And yeah.  We are.”

(House of Anubis, 3x27, House of Enemies)



“It was a trust exercise and congratulations, you passed.”
“Good.  Well, uh, what’s my reward?”
“This and … this.”
“Thank goodness you flossed.”

(House of Anubis, 2x76, House of Illusion)


“Hey, Yacker.  Want me to make you ‘Eddie’s Famous Breakfast Stack?’”
“Sure.  I’ll see you at lunch.”
“She’s crazy about me.  It’s kind of embarrassing.”

(House of Anubis, 2x79, House of Phantoms)


“What is going on?”
“Thank you.  What is going on?”
“What do you mean?”
“Why are you mad at me?”
“Because you kissed my sister.”
“What?  How did you know?”
“‘Twin telepathy,’ buddy.”
“OK, I apologize.  I’m sorry.  OK?  I thought she was you.  I’m not into her, she’s not into me.”
“That’s not why I’m mad at you.”
“You just said that’s why you’re mad at me.”
“Oh, read between the lines.”
“I don’t know what the lines are.  There are no lines.”
“You didn’t tell me.”
“That’s it?”
“I just want you to tell me stuff.

(House of Anubis, 2x64, House of Whispers)