“What are you looking at?”
“Oh my gosh, your photo album.”
“Oh, I should take those down.”
“Really?”
“Mhm.”

(Portlandia, 3x08, Soft Opening)


“She will never know anything if she doesn’t read the autopsy report.  That’s why you are going to find it and destroy it.”
“What if it was emailed to her as a PDF?  How do you destroy a PDF?  It’s in the clouds.  I don’t control the clouds.  I’m not Thor.”

(Happy Endings, 3x08, Fowl Play/Date)


“I am proud to announce the 2012 U.S. Women’s Gymnastics Team.”

(Coach McIntire, Make It Or Break It, 3x08, United Stakes)


“Don’t tell me you stopped believing in miracles.”

(Sasha Belov, Make It Or Break It, 3x08, United Stakes)